I don’t rest until the mic has been properly blessed so I guess I best begin my test. Microphone check, microphone check one! I’m collecting my thoughts then fire shit up like the Sun. Then for fun I’m stunning my opponents then I’m on it. My style constricting vocal chords like choking on the chronic. As your air gets thin and lights begins to fade. Your eyes bugged out and you’re begging for aid. The last thing you see is me fuzzy from the tear. The last thing you hear is me rapping in your ears. Just wanna give you something to think about just before you pass out and so you have no doubt. I’m in full control of your soul you asshole. I leave my message unforgettable like Nat King Cole. After talking all that shit you spit, don’t you feel hit, falling victim to my wit. You should’ve quit. Chorus: I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. And when you wake up from the shake up and fade from black, I’m there to welcome you back from your nap with a smack. What do you want me to say? Rough is how I play. You come to battle me then bring back up because I’m here to stay. Slay competition with repetition. Like a demolition squad I lay em down like sod. Feels kind of odd yet good. You know you wish that you could. The Executioner but I don’t wear the black hood. Chopping down emcees with one stroke of my tongue. Toke smoke over corpses just to have some fun. First I eliminate. Then I desecrate. You can’t relate, you ain’t Daddy the Great. Straight from A-Z the S-M-OO-V My shadow can’t keep up with me so what makes you think you’ll see anything but the back of this light skinned Black? In the race for first place you give chase but lack the ability to get with me. Essentially you’re losing visibility and then I’m killing thee. Chorus: As I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. And when you wake up from the shake up and fade from black, I’m there to welcome you back from your nap with a smack. Like the other day when I was gripping on the microphone. Dave Jones in the zone I set fools home with broken bones because the sucka emcees wouldn’t leave the mic alone. Tearing new assholes like tag teaming with my clone. And now I’ve grown into your worst fears. No trick mirrors and no surprise here. SMOOV Daddy’s in your ear let me make one thing clear. Don’t steer near or my dark side will appear and expose those no flow bros in the videos. Up and down on the stage like rodeo hoes. Now close your mouth and keep your words behind your lips. You say the wrong shit and it just might slip into knots around your neck when you toy with me. You’re messing with a man who gives a fuck about your royalties. I’ve spent my life with skinny pockets like Olive Oil be. Aluminum couldn’t foil me. Chorus: I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. And when you wake up from the shake up and fade from black, I’m there to welcome you back from your nap with a smack. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. I’m towerin’ with rhymes showerin’ and you’re evidence that sucka emcees I’m overpowering. And when you wake up from the shake up and fade from black, I’m there to welcome you back from your nap with a smack.

S is for the Silky Sound when I Serenade. The Slow Spilling of thoughts when emcees get Slayed. When I Soliloquize while playing Solitaire I Solidify Sonnets to cause you to Stare. Slightly Malicious but I’m Mostly Mild. Never known to be wild. Measure My rhymes for a Million Miles. From My Mouth into the Middle of your Mind. Attempt to Memorize My Maneuvers and you will find. That when I Orate, Ordinary rhymes are Opaque. And leave you Open-mouthed and Open-minded when I Operate. My Opus, it is Opinionated. And Oppressing Opposition now you know that’s why they wished they waited. Cuz my rhymes are Outlasting. Organizing Operations for suckas that I’m Out-casting. I’ve got a stack of rhymes that tend to Over-pile. (What’s the V for?) The V is for Versatile. Chorus: I’m so sublime on the rhyme when I speak on time A chill from the base of your spine begins to climb If you’re ignoring the signs then you will be left behind You will find that life is on a very steep incline So break free of your confines and expand your mind While your life is in its prime. No more prison. No more crime. Do not decline, digress or rewind Just be inclined to be kind and peace we will all find. Simply Stated is Slaughter those Slap happy rappers. Specific Speech patterns Splatter then Scatter their brain matter. Spirited Spoken words Spoil their appetite to be heard Mediocre Manifested Metaphors, absurb. I Manipulate a Myriad of Musings. Masterfully using words in verses Meant for My Mental abusing. As I Massacre a Multitude of Mundane emcees I Monopolize the Mic so back up off me. Orally Open up those third eye Ocular components Often Obliged to Obliterate my Opponents as I Optimize my Opportunities to Overtake them stages Engaged in Oratory Operations so Outrageous. While Others are Overcome by my exploratory, Oratory Offerings So Often been the case when at my Optimum. Despite your Obvious, Odious Opinions of my Old school style The V is still for Versatile. Chorus: I’m so sublime on the rhyme when I speak on time A chill from the base of your spine begins to climb If you’re ignoring the signs then you will be left behind You will find that life is on a very steep incline So break free of your confines and expand your mind While your life is in its prime. No more prison. No more crime. Do not decline, digress or rewind Just be inclined to be kind and peace we will all find. Chorus: I’m so sublime on the rhyme when I speak on time A chill from the base of your spine begins to climb If you’re ignoring the signs then you will be left behind You will find that life is on a very steep incline So break free of your confines and expand your mind While your life is in its prime. No more prison. No more crime. Do not decline, digress or rewind Just be inclined to be kind and peace we will all find.

I wanna take my time to use my rhymes to tell you exactly how I feel until I seal the deal. Until your heart I steal. I’m burning stacks of tracks from reel to reel by writing rhymes with sex appeal. You make my heart race and your lips I wanna taste and place mine upon your face and trace your smile with the tip of my tongue and I’ll leave you sprung before this first verse is even done. I’m having fun turning two into one. I’ve begun my approach. I’m not a player anymore but you can call me the coach. I’m beyond reproach. So let’s take it slow and easy. Let me satisfy what your needs be. It’s pleasing me the way you switching your hips you know it’s teasing me. I wanna caress your skin like Sumer breezes be. I’ll take the time for romance. We’ll two step when we dance. To tell the truth I wanted you cuz it was lust at first glance. Chorus: So let’s get it on (repeated) As a matter of fact I’m not sure how you’ll react when I tell you what I want is you flat on your back. then on your hands and knees with me up in between, I’ll make your head spin like cycles on a washing machine. By the end of the day I’ll take your breath away when all you hear in your ears are all the words that I’ve gotta say. And if I’m your choice then I’ll be using my voice and with every word you heard I’ll make sure it stays moist. So let me explain my plan just so you understand I’m just a fan I’m not trying to be your man but if you say I can, I’ll take you by the hand and then we’ll fly to foreign lands and drag our toes thru white sand. I’m gonna straighten your curls and I’ll take the time to sweat your perm out. Try new positions that we learned about and see how it all turns out. I’ll make you shiver and quiver when I deliver my feelings flow like a river when my words come out. Chorus: So let’s get it on (repeated) Now I’m a grown ass man so let me make my point clearly I’m not trying to get by with a lie, I want you near me. So I can do those things to you to make you smile, you know my style, I’m versatile. So put me on your speed dial and just for fun give me a trial run And when you’re home alone just call me on the phone and Dave Jones come thru to make you scream and moan, you ain’t Medusa but you still make me hard as stone. You best believe I can achieve exactly what you need before I leave. I’ll make your back arch and chest heave. I’ll leave you pleased when I retrieve another trick from up my sleeve I’ll have you celebrate the night like it was New Year’s Eve. And when it’s said and done if you’re so inclined, then you can go your way and girl, I will go mine. And if the thought of us creep up from behind in the back of your mind, now you know SMOOV Daddy ain’t so hard to find. Chorus: So lets get it on (repeated)

Tonight ain’t the time to hit it and quit it. I’m about to get it and make you feel real good like custom fitted and when I hit it I’m gonna section it off. I’ll hit some of it hard but then the rest of it soft. I’ll make it last. Tenderizing that ass. I’ll take you to task. I never finish fast. Doing things that nobody has. Because I’m only getting started when they run outta gas and starting tomorrow you’ll be living in the past because I’ve got so many way to touch the right spot. Having you saying those three little words, “No, Don’t Stop!!!” 99 positions in a one night stand. Always ladies first because I’m a grown ass man. I’ll let you take the lead from time to time but then I wave the rally flag when I’m coming from behind. Change your name and I hope you don’t mind that I call you Lady Justice while I’m fucking you blind. Chorus; It’s okay mamma if you want more, it’s your birthday wait til you see what’s in store. I got something for ya. I got, got something for ya. You’re not ready for me to let it go you know just what I’m about to do Alright class is in, I’m teaching lessons again. One night twelve hours I’m a ten outta ten. From beginning to end you’ll be telling your friends that I’m the real deal while those other brothers Pretend. So please be as greedy as you need to be because versatility is why they call me S-M-OO-V I’ll hit it from the from the front, the back and side to side then take you to the floor for the magic carpet ride. Round the bases like Sammy Sosa then I’ll pick that ass up and put you over the sofa while I search for my perch like a gargoyle supposed to. Shock to your system like forks to a toaster. You’re the beauty, I’m the beast, to say the least. Make you take the Lord’s name in vain when the pressure’s released. I’m taking care of this so ride me like a chairlift while I’m looking for that one little spot. Whoop, there it is!! Chorus: It’s okay mamma if you want more, it’s your birthday wait til you see what’s in store. I got something for ya. I got, got something for ya. You’re not ready for me to let it go you know just what I’m about to do You pop eyes when you shiver me timbers. Deep blue sea when you show me how limber you can be. Good thing that we aint pressed for time because my scorpion stinger started touching your spine. I don’t need a transfer I’m staying on the red line. Catching your attention just like a headline. My own timetable girl so fuck a deadline. Like a beat on repeat, I’m staying stuck on your mind. I’m in it to win it no matter how you spin it. I’ll push you to your limit and no, this ain’t a gimmick. Hard reset so that we can re-begin it. Now you call me Dr. Daddy like I run my own clinic. With a flick of my tongue I do more than speak. Onset turrets when you reach your peak. And then I lick my lips like I was eating a peach and then plow the field until my chores complete. Chorus: It’s okay mamma if you want more, it’s your birthday wait til you see what’s in store. I got something for ya. I got, got something for ya. You’re not ready for me to let it go you know just what I’m about to do And just so you know they call me Daddy cuz I’m old enough and SMOOV because I’m bold enough to take that ass and hold it up, flip and fold it up. Soaking all your linings this sinning got me grinning beginning extra innings got your head straight spinning. Deep sea fishing in positions got you looking for submission while I lay in it, play in it thru the transition. Until I finish my mission to be the best on a quest to expose a big S on my chest. Straight to the front of the class just like show and tell. I’m not done with your body until I know it well. If your phone goes off they can go to hell cuz SMOOV Daddy’s in the tower straight rockin’ the bells. And like an almanac I peer into the future from here so let me make it real clear, I may not be here next year. 365 I’m not trying to wait so for the next 7 days we about to celebrate.

Man, I wish I could hear the sounds of your voice right now. Ever since you’ve been gone my head’s been lost in the clouds. Thinking about all the times that we’ll never see again. Reminiscing over your memory with all of your friends. We’re of the same mind. You was one of a kind and now we’re all bent outta shape because you’re gone before your time. We just can’t understand why God would take a good soldier. I saw your little girl and all she wants to do is hold ya. Chorus: I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone. So many words left unsaid I am admitting. It’s the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to say or even written. You said I was absurd when you heard that I thought of quittin. You said my words deserved to be heard so keep on spitting. Always down to clown around and ready for whatever. “If you act stupid, I’ll play dumb.” Uh huh, that there was clever. It’s what you always said, I can’t get it out my head. Still can’t believe that my homeboy is dead. And now it makes me hurt and sad to say that we can’t get back to yesterday. All the things that I’d have to say if I knew I had only one more day. Where there is love, they say that life still remains but things just ain’t the same. I wish my words could explain How I so often restrain my tears from falling like rain and how your quotes and anecdotes remain ingrained on my brain. I know there’s nothing I can say or do that will ever bring you back but one day we’ll meet again homeboy. You can count on that but for now; Chorus: I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone. I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone. Of course I’m mourning the loss of your life. There’s no debating it. When it comes to the way that you lived your life, I’m celebrating it. One thing I still can’t figure out is how you managed to smiled all the time. That was your style. Man, I wish it was mine. You used to tell me to “Give those Thundercats a pass and your anger won’t last, but if it does cuz, then we both fit to blast!” Now one thought leads into the next as I begin to reflect. I got nothing but love for ya man. Mad respect. You was a father to your child and this what makes me sad. A good Dad. The kind that any shorty wished they had. You was in it to win it for your girl at any price. I seen you lay it on the line. Man, you didn’t think twice. And nothing would suffice but the very best and nothing less. The pearl of your World was the only girl that you ever tried to impress. I’m pouring words of all your friends into this microphone. Even though you’re gone, you’re still the livest cat that I’ve ever known. Chorus: I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone. I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone. The life of the party and I’ll say it for too long but you always knew the right things to say when things went wrong. You taught me how to live for now and I appreciate that. Respected for the man that you were and how you would act. I wish I knew how you could let things roll off your back. Because of you, I grew and now that’s how I try to react. You were a freak. You were unique and you had your own style. It ended with the words that your said but it started with your smile. Your laughter was a factor right down to the end. A part of you still sought after still by all of your friends. It would be a relief to hear you speak one more ‘gain. I wish that you could be here to see the Detroit Lions finally win. The brightest star in the night sky, that must be you. Checking in on your crew, from your heavenly view. I know that’s something you would do and it’d be nothing new to have you looking out for us while we’re all thinking about you. So let it be clear to every ear that hear the sound of my voice, without a doubt you was family by choice. From beginning to end, on all these words you can depend. My heart’s been bleeding thru this pen because everyday I’m still missing my friend. Chorus: I wish that I could say that one day this pain would go away. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry from things you used to say. But now I’m trying to act strong while I’m reciting this song; But man I’m missing you since the day that you’ve been gone.

The time has come for the total and the sum of your attention while I mention my lyrical intentions about the road of life as I see it. There is a fork, a part, a split in the road. I guarantee it. To the left or the right, there’s no sign for your sight. The right road goes up. Are you afraid of heights? Come take your time and listen to my rhymes and see if you agree with me, the S-M-OO-V. Now picture in your mind an arduous climb. An unbeaten path that’s straight up and down from time to time. And to the left is a gradual slope and you hope that that path there requires no rope. Now every journey begins with one step. You gotta take it. A decision must be made. You gotta make it. Left, right, up, down while your mind goes round and round. There ain’t no more stopping, you’re destiny bound Chorus: On this road of life. You live once not twice there ain’t no chance to roll the dice. So what’s your choice? Have you made your decision? Now close your eyes and picture my vision. Now to the left is the way that you choose to go At first you’re travelling slow but soon you’re into your flow. Accompanied by your friends and your homies ‘cause being by yourself can get kinda lonely. If I’m lying, show me. As you travel the scenery unravels. There’s no more pavement, only dirt and gravel. A human convoy beating a path. So quickly downhill but how long will it last? And as the road goes on, you see the Sun is gone and then you think to yourself; “Oh man, something must be wrong.” Too many trees and you fall to your knees begging G-O-D please for some L-I-G-H-Ts Eventually you agree that where you’re at is where you don’t wanna be. About face, you turn and flee But now the path is not lit and it’s uphill all the way. It’s fit to be rough but in this place you cannot stay. And as you climb back the track of the wack, you’re fit to collapse. You wanna relax. But if you give up on that arduous climb, you slide down that ride to suicide or homicide. Lack of pride or genocide. Now take a look around you boy, there ain’t no more people by your side. Chorus: On this road of life you live once not twice. There’s no chance to roll the dice. On this road of life you live once not twice. There’s no chance to roll the dice. You gotta struggle and strive to survive or otherwise your life is just a waste of time. Where your homies at? Are they dead by the gat? Wore the wrong colour hat? Then tried to live too phat? Then 5-0 put an end to that. Now maybe keep the baby mamma strung out on smack. Lips are dried and chapped from smoking up all that crack. Now open your eyes man. How the hell you gonna live like that? Pointing fingers for an alibi. It’s always someone else’s fault you made your Mother cry. So now you try to escape from what’s been created. Up the hill down which you paraded. Back to the fork. To where you began. Now you can make it to the top if you truly think you can. But your mind must expand and your vision must be grand and on your hands and knees climb to the promised land. Cliff hanging on the Path of Existence. Be persistent ‘cause gravity’s gonna test your resistance. And if your grip slip you’re back down in an instant. It’s hard living straight when your life’s been twisted but you’re a child of God so you know you are gifted. Now get lifted.

It’s Daddy’s turn and I’m getting Crunk up on this microphone The zone I own and it’s well known that Dave Jones will break them bones with these verbal onslaughts I’m tying these fools into lots of knots and then they think to themselves; “Oh shit it’s getting hot!” They’re taking lots of shots. I got the spot locked down from the ceiling to the ground, four walls all around. The three angle emcee coming with surround sound Man, I don’t fuck around. The rhythmic narration of my poetic creation; Sensation is elation and every word brings more anticipation. Man, I got you waiting for more. What’s Daddy got in store for the encore? And there’s no guessing about the blessings that’s from the Universe I’m leaving these sucka emcees confused like they goats on astro-turf. Boy you got your nerve, don’t be absurd cause every word that you heard Is coming straight from the tip of my tongue and then straight thru my lips. Every word that I spit, hit, rip, trip and dislocate them hips. Now take a drink. You’re only gonna need a sip. Too much, too soon and you might become an addict. Chorus: They call it Crunk Rock (3x) I attack like the air force with them gale force winds, Slaying suckas and their kin. God please forgive my sins. For the shit that I’m in. I’m out to battle and win. Pin medals on my chest; In peace may suckas rest. I wanna be the best and I won’t stop until I’m passing the test. A lion and a golden microphone that is my family crest. Now I’m the champion. I’m in a league that you can’t be in. I got suckas looking for some pamperin Their chests are cramping and heaving and bleeding while their hairline is recedeing and help is what they`re needing and they`re pleading for as their style pours on the floor. They can`t take it no more, no mercy rule so I continue to score with slap shots, jabs, 3pt bombs and dunks. I flow for 99 yards on the illest of funk. I got the bump in the trunk and I smoke the fuck out some skunk. They`re still looking for the last emcee that called me a punk. So don’t try to escape to create a battle plan. I`ll cross check you in your neck with this microphone stand. I`m as good as some but, yo I`m better than most man. I`m a pitbull on this mic and that`s your ass Mr. Postman. Chorus: They call it Crunk Rock!! (3x) Unnecessarily rough when I`m calling your bluff. First round eliminated cuz you ain’t tough enough. I pay the cost to be the boss and you`re soft like lukewarm Haagen-Daas. You make-believer, how the fuck do you plan to set it off? You’d have better luck stopping a runaway logging truck. Like virgins in the mile high club, I don’t give a flying fuck; about your status, your opinion nor your reputation. Eviscerate you and your crew without hesitation. And I don’t need a map to show you exactly where my head is at. One $20 beat from Tony Heat and Daddy gladly handle that. You think you’re hard as Tony Starks when he suits up. Thinking you’re established? Man, come watch me tear them roots up. Transplanted like a refugee when you try to stand here next to me. I’m hard to read like a warrantee and so sick I should be in quarantine. Versatile as a thesaurus. Your rhymes and chorus are porous. I’m Mr. Automatic and you’re dramatic as static. The power button can’t stop it and sucka emcees can’t top it. If your girlie coochie feel the beat you know she gonna pop it. Because it can’t be denied. Other emcees they tried but when they gripped them mic when I let go the muthafuckers retired. They call it Crunk Rock (repeated)